No seriously.
I just saw this stamp right? It's based on one of my least favorite almost canon FMAB pairings.
Alphonse and Mei Chan.
And it was Al in the armor.
And not only was it this. It said "MeixAl"
Apparently u gaiz don't know what the x is for.
Think of it this way. Person before x=seme, person after x=uke
So you mean to tell me...that a little girl...is going to dominate a bigass suit of armor?
Riiiiiiight. Sure.
I can imagine it now.
Al: Oh Mei, I'm soooo in to you.
Mei: ^_^ Get undressed.
Al: O_o Okay, but I feel naked without my apron
Mei: You are naked without your apron.
Al: *takes off apron* I don't want the cat watching. I'm shy ^////^
Mei: But Xiao Mei likes to watch.
Xiao Mei: *is a panda* *panda noises*
Al: Okay... D:
Mei: *threads her braid through the helmet's eye socket* ^__^
Al: O////O Oh my.
Mei: ^_____^
Al: Little to the left...WATCH MY BLOOD SEAL DDDDDD:
Mei: Sorry, but you're just soooo hot
Ed: He's metal.
Al: BROTHER, GO AWAY, I'M HAVING HOT BRAID ON ARMOR SEX WITH A SMALL ASIAN CHILD
Mei: :b
Ed: :l Fine. I'll go have some of Winry's shitty tasting apple pie that even Hughes would hate.
Hughes: DAMN STRAIGHT.
See what happens when I get weird? XD
I repeat.