TCREP :1: Oiroke No Jutsu

TCREP=The Cosplay Rant of Epic Proportions

This is gonna be a biggie, and just like my Epic Sue Rant, it'll be going forever because there's always something to fuck up.

What I wanna rant about first and just get out of the way is the cancer of the cosplayverse. A particular form of cosplay that comes from the cancer of the animeotakuverse. Naruto's Oiroke non Jutsu, or Sexy Jutsu. I will interchange between both, seeing as they both mean the same goddamn thing.

This rant may be jumping the shark in itself, but personally, I don't give a shit. I just want to get the Sexy Jutsu rant up out the damn way.

Okay. First things first. What IS Sexy Jutsu anyway? Sexy jutsu, in it's simplest form is Naruto turning into a female version of himself. Nuff said. Now, a good handful or so of you here on deviantART who actually read my journals should know about the people who go around posting genderbending pictures, so naturaly when Naruto came out the cosplay shit hit the fan. EVERYBODY wanted to do sexy jutsu because there was finally a name and a justification for making an outfit based on their favorite anime character as a girl.

For the record, I think that justification of Sexy Jutsu SUCKS. Everything Sexy Jutsu is fail beyond proportions.

Let's go through some of the many versions of Sexy Jutsu:
Canon
*CosCanon
YouAreDoingItWrong/*Freestyle

Starting with the worst and ending with the last. The names with the asterisk by them are my own terms, so good luck finding anyone who uses them.

In the words of the AVGN: Let's pop this fucker in, and turn this son of a bitch on.

Canon:

Now, when I say canon, I mean the usual definition of canon. Something parallel to the actual thing. Right. No problems there, right? It's correct isn't it? Not necessarily. Let me link you to something correct. z.about.com/d/manga/1/0/R/4/0/…

Considering most cosplay fans will go by the original Japanese, I couldn't find a picture of Sexy Jutsu Naruto like this: 3.bp.blogspot.com/_EuH6Rx6GzTw… (Ignore Sasuke and Kakashi in the background as this is from a game and isn't canon)

That's more or less what I meant, but the cloud version is fine if you've got the right body for it and you don't mind something so...*ahem*

Anywho, that IS the right way, but considering the only other characters to do sexy jutsu besides Naruto were Kakashi and Sasuke, and that wasn't even in the show, it never happened in the show or the manga, therefor isn't canon and is considered a form of Freestyling which I will get to later. Bear with me for now.

CosCanon:

Now, CosCanon is something like combining the two separate cosplays by wearing the wig from the female and the clothes from the male. Like so: img154.imageshack.us/img154/32… (For the record, the wig SHOULD be in pigtails, but WTFever anyway)

She's wearing a Naruto jumpsuit, which would be perfectly fine for crossplay (Cross dressing+cosplay), but she just HAD to wear the sexy jutsu wig instead of getting a regular Naruto wig, because she wanted to do the female version.

*sigh*

Granted there IS ONE scene where sexy jutsu Naruto (NaruKO as he is often called in this form. SO much that people think "she" is "her" own fucking character when HE is NOT) wears original Naruto's clothes but that was once, and it was in the SECOND EPISODE in ONE SCENE and was NEVER DONE AGAIN.

So your ENTIRE cosplay is based on one, roughly thirty second long at most, scene of anime?

Great job Einstein.

YouAreDoingItWrong (AKA: FREESTYLING): No. Nonononono. NO. This has to be explained halfway with pictures, considering this is the bulk of sexy jutsu.

cytanin.deviantart.com/art/Pei…
cortana2552.deviantart.com/art…
i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11…
narukoo.deviantart.com/art/Nar…
images.cosplay.com/photos/15/1…

Innit amazing how many are from HERE??

Jeezis people. Have some sense, whydontcha?

Has Sexy jutsu Naruto EVER worn a lolita get-up? Has Sexy Jutsu Gaara ever EXISTED?? NO.

That's NOT cosplay. That's an outfit based around the character, but it's NOT cosplay.

If you wanna cosplay, avoid Sexy Jutsu at all costs. I beg of you.

~Cri